This product helps sloths! Get ready to stay cozy and embrace your inner Slothology with this ultra-soft French terry hoodie! Featuring a vibrant, painterly portrait of an upside-down two-toed sloth, this design embodies the spirit of Science of Sloths: evidence-based cuteness, slow-living wisdom, and a deep appreciation for animals who joyfully break every mammal rule in the textbook.
The bright teal-and-green frame makes this sloth pop like a rainforest research highlight, while the vertical handwritten-style text adds playful personality—perfect for biologists, zookeepers, curators, rehabilitators, conservationists, or anyone who enjoys life at a scientifically appropriate pace.
Medium-weight and wonderfully cozy, this hoodie layers beautifully without the bulk. Wear it for chilly morning observations, late-night literature reviews, enrichment walk-throughs, or simply while practicing responsible “resting sloth face.” Wherever it goes, this design sparks curiosity, conversation, and conservation-minded smiles.
Slow vibes. Smart science. Cozy sloth energy.
✨ And the best part?
A portion of proceeds from this design supports the Science of Sloths website and its mission—helping provide science-based guidance, resources, and outreach to improve outcomes for sloths in human care and promote responsible sloth conservation.

⭐ Product Features


Durable double-needle stitching on all seams


Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort


Medium-weight 3-end French terry (7.4 oz / 250 g/m²) with a soft combed cotton face


Three-panel self-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcord and metal grommets


Sustainable blend: solids 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester; heathers 60/40



⭐ Care Instructions




Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)


Do not bleach


Tumble dry low


Do not iron


Do not dry clean